Birthdays Are Fun Till They Happen To You
Happy 16th birthday to Darlene Mateo and 4(ahem) birthday to you too Mrs. Blake. Jesus loves you more than you will know, whoa whoa whoa. Normally I’d do full coverage of the events, but the post office closes at 5 and it’s, holy son of a preacher man! better make this quick…
Cake Infuriates Woman, Excites Teen
Winnie Blake threw fits after husband Alan unwisely presented her with a birthday cake bearing the correct number of candles exposing her real age. “This is worse than when he put 41 candles last year. I guess he wasn’t satisfied with that so he had to add one more this year,” a furious Winnie explained. She refused to blow the candles out until Alan persuaded 16-year-old co-celebrant Darlene Mateo to exchange cakes with 42-year-old Winnie, to which the teen responded, “So does this mean I can smoke now?”
